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Mini Skirts, High Heels, Mascara...THEY'RE COMING!

Sun Dec 6, 2009, 5:20 AM
So, I was wondering.
I've posted pictures up here, and I'm not tooo familiar with a TON of you. So you don't know my personality.
But I'm very boyish. I'm basically a guy with a period and boobs.
I don't wear much makeup, I don't do anything with my hair. I wear male clothing. So, yeah.
But, I've sort been wondering if guys really wanna date a tomboy. I mean, it'd be like dating a guy, and guys are kinda touchy about the whole sexuality thing.
And I'm comfortable in masculine clothing, I feel awkward in feminine clothing, I see it as dressing up xD I feel so formal. But, if it got a guy to notice me, I'd try it.

So, this journal is kind of me asking if any of you would think I should try it? I'm probably totally hung up on finding guy, and it's controlling me. But, I'm just curious.
I'd just try some more skirts (Thought it's cold, so maybe more jeans) and leggings (Assuming I find them XD) Maybe heels more. I'm really comfortable in tennis shoes (Which look SO male) and flats. But hey, guys like girly girls. Of course...I'd be even taller...I'm freakishly tall anyway.

Anyway.
I know I should be true to myself, but it's worth a shot, right? I know it's not in my personality or suits my body type...but. I dunno.

Thought I'd ask you guys' opinion.
So leave your comment and opinion.
Thanks y'all :3

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Comedy

Mon Dec 7, 2009, 7:33 PM
Well, as some of you may not know. I'm funny XD
I've posted quite a few little quips that I remember.
And I thought it'd be fun to post more. I dunno. Carry a notepad around, write it down and report back to DA Central xD; -giggles-
If you think you'd like that, or think it'd be cool, than tell me. It'd be fun for me, personally.

Here's a little taste

Tabbeh: "My pita sandwich" - "You're not supposed to eat animals that way! -falls off couch laughing, leaves room, rams hip into metal pole-"

Tabbeh: dude, this lip balm says "For external use only" and I'm like "YOU MEAN I CAN'T PUT IT ON MY CHAPPED LIVER? D: " and it says "When using, avoid contact with eyes" Awww, but my cornia is dry!

Hope you comment and give your opinion :3

Edit:
Grandma: I'm gonna shoot myself.
Me: Make sure you haunt yourself so you can clean it up.
Grandma: I have no gun

Daniel Smith: hmmm I wonder what kind of sound a zombie cow makes
Tabbeh: ...
Tabbeh: MOOOOOOOOOSHY brains
Daniel Smith: XDD
Daniel Smith: I love you Katlin XD

Daniel Smith: appearently the inventor of the hokey pokey is DEAD D:
Tabbeh: he put too many limbs in, he bled to death.

Friend: I like turtles. They're just natural, like me :D
Me: So you have rough skin and hide in a thick layer of it? o.o
(And like 7 different people laughed XDDDD)

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Hilarious

Fri Dec 4, 2009, 6:09 AM
Oh my god XDDD My family DEFINITELY needs our own tv show!!!

I was talking about listerine, and THIS happened.

"OH MY GOD. Children under 12 can't use this!" - "I know. If they swallowed enough of it they're get drunk" - " It isn't safe for kids under 12! IT COULD BURN THEIR MOUTHES, AND THEY'D BURN ALIVE" - "Yeah. Does it say that on the bottle" - "....WHAT?" - "I dunno, they print some crazy shit on those bottles" - "WHAT? OH MY GOD -completely dies-" - "I must've heard you wrong. What did you say?" - "I said, it could burn their mouthes and they'd burn alive" - "I definitely heard you wrong. Oh yes"

I'm sure I missed a few things. But GOD it was funny XDD I was DYING.
Oh god. That was hysterical.

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Stabbity, Stab...Dead.

Mon Nov 30, 2009, 2:02 AM
I just saw one of the saddist things I think I've ever seen. And I mean that quite literally. As I watched it, I was bawling in my bed. I was shaking I was crying so hard..And I know this show is based on that...but really. Even now, I can't help but want to cry.
I was watching taboo, and it was all about like freak shows and masochistic things and such. And they went to some place, not sure, where they bull fight. When you think of bull fighting, you think of a guy in frilly outfits, egging on a bull with a cape. That's all...right?
Not in this place.
In this country, they actually stab the bull multiple times to make it madder. They stab it to death. In an arena full of people.
Blood is running down its body as it's spurred on by pain. You can hear the damn thing cry!
I couldn't even see I was crying so hard...
That is one of the hardest things I've watched. And only gives me more incentive to respect animals and stay vegetarian.
I am so sorry too all the animals who have died at the hands of stupid, ignorant or disrepectul people. Those who had died tragically and were tormented by us, for food and humor.
May they all find peace and forgive the stupidity of human kind..

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What Country Am I Really From?

Sat Nov 28, 2009, 1:48 PM


Stolen from :iconryarox:

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[/] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." (sometimes)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (YUS DX)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1.5

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. (My grandma does XD)
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[/] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (Not in person, I cuss a lot online. I did accidentally say shit last night as I almost burned onions XD)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (A wha?)
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 3.5

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. (WHY DON'T DE DANCE ALL NIGHT :D)
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (Pizza is gooooooooooooooooooood)
[/] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3.5

Spanish
[/] You say member instead of Remember.
[/] You speak Spanish or some.
[/] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (HELLLLLLLLLLLL NAH)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (Yus <3)
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3.5 (XD Seeing a pattern!)

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[/] You know of somebody named Natasha. (OF someone? Or actually like talk to them? >_> )
[x]You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[/] You get into contests all the time. (Fandubs are contests! WHOO)
[/] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4.5

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (I don't see how ON is Irish, but yes, ThoresON)
[x] You have blue or green eyes. (YAY BLUE)
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. Total:3

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. (Don't tell the other vegetarians >_> )
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good. (Never had it D: I bet it is, though!)
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2 (Like 5'8", so yes xD)
Total: 3

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[/] You say eh. (occasionally)
[x] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi. (Sadly, yes xD)
Total: 2.5

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

That american one seems so racist >.>; I know America sucks, but come on.
BUT, OMFG. I GOT RUSSIAN! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


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