Choose eight of your favorite characters (anime, cartoon, video game, whatever) and simply answer the questions accordingly in script format. ^^ HAVE FUN!


1. Kyo
2. Chowder
3. Tohru
4. Tamaki
5. Kallen
6. Kyouya
7. Stewie
8. Lelouch


FRIENDSHIPS:


1(Kyo) is going to a party with their friends. How do they invite you? If they don't then how to they break it to you that you're not invited?

Kyo: Yo, you're awesome and all. You're just stupid.
Me: But! Kyo, I lov-..OH LOOK, CHOCOLATE. -bounces-
Kyo: See what I mean?



2(Chowder) needs some friend to friend advice about the birds and the bees. What do you tell them?

Chowder: So, is birds and bees a food?
Me: No, Chowder. It's when-..
Chowder: So I can't eat birds and bees?
Me: No, Chowder. It's when-..
Chowder: Nuuu! I wanna eat the-..
Me: IT'S WHEN PEOPLE HAVE SEX. YOU DON'T EAT-..WELL YOU CAN. IT'S SEX, CHOWDER!
Chowder: ............



You're walking on the street and you see 3(Tohru) lying on the ground. What do you do/think?

Me:...Oh, she fell again. Alrighty. -steps over-


It's your birthday. What does 4(Tamaki) get you?

Tamaki: OPEN IT, OPEN IT, OPEN IT!
Me: -stares, opens, sighs- A parrot?
Tamaki: Isn't it pretty?! I saw it at this thing called the pet store! (Stolen from an episode where he buys dog at mall)


You notice that 5(Kallen) is slipping in their grades. What are they doing to cause this? What do you do to help them?

Me: Were you out kicking Nightmare ass until four in the morning again?
Kallen: Maaayybbbee~ I BLAME LELOUCH!


6(Kyouya) is feeling down in the dumps. What would you use to cheer them up?

Me: -rape, loves-
Kyouya: ...Ookkaaayyy. Thank you? I don't see the point in this, but alright. -push up glasses-

7(Stewie) is having problems at home with the family and needs help. Do you help? And if so how?

Me: Want me to help you eliminate her?
Stewie: Get the bombs.


One day you're minding your own business and you find 8(Lelouch) cheating on their girl/boyfriend... What do you do?

Me: Kallen is gonna kick your ass, man.

You and 1(Kyo) are talking and he/she says they want to talk to you about something important... He/She tells you that they love you and always have. How do you react?

Me:..I KNEW IT. -tackles, rapes- (IloveKyoe.e)


2(Chowder) is in recovery from a past relationship and you are helping them through it. Then they thank you for what you have done for them. They lean in as if they are going to kiss you. What do you do?

Me:...Um...you got blurpleberry on your chin...and your forehead...and...eyeball..


You and 3(Tohru) have been going steady for a while now and he/she asks you if you want to go a step further... Do you?

Me: Um..I dunno how this happened. But, I love ya and all, but yer a chick >_>;

You come home from school and you see 4(Tamaki) making out with the person you are dating... What happens next?


Me: ...Ummm. Wow, Tamaki. Didn't know you bent that way. I mean, I know you love Haruhi, but she really IS a girl.



You've told 5(Kallen) that you love him/her but after that they have been avoiding you... Why?


Me: We're totally both girls.



6(Kyouya) tells you that you're boy/girlfriend is cheating on you, but they were lying. How do you act towards them?

Me: You're sooo jealous! ;3 Take meh, babeh.


You admit your love to 7(Stewie). And they tell you that they love you too. What happens next?

Me: I was lying...lets go blow up Brian
Stewie: -tear drops-

You are talking to 8(Lelouch) and when you least expect it 8 holds your face and kisses you. How do you react?

Me: Ohhh yeahhh babeh. Sorry, Kallen~ And C2~ and that other chick~



1(Kyo) and 3(Tohru) are holding hands and skipping down a yellow brick road...

Me: I KNEW IT. (That was totally accidental xD)


2(Chowder) goes fishing in Canada but it's already winter. 5(Kallen) explains this to them but 2(Chowder) doesn't listen... What happens to 2?(Chowder) What does 5 do?(Kallen)

Kallen: You're not gonna catch fish in the winter.
Chowder: BUT I'M HUUNNGGRRYY!
Kallen: Dude, go to the kitchen, not another country! Dumbass.
Chowder: -cries-


For some reason the whole town is painted in red paint... Could 4(Tamaki) be behind this?

Yes, yes he could.


Someone kidnaps 6(Kyouya). Who saves them?

Me. He's mah lovah >D

It turns out 8(Lelouch) has been smuggling drugs in her sleep. 7(Stewie)is also in on the deal. Who gets caught first?

Stewie xD Lelouch is badass.






FINAL QUESTION


You're about to get married to 3(Tohru) when 1(Kyo) busts in shooting an automatic machine gun screaming "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!" 2(Chowder) is skipping around the cemetery right next to the church collecting daisies while 4(Tamaki) and 5(Kallen) are having a fist fight on the roof. 6(Kyouya) comes in wearing a men in black out fit and point a gun at 2(Chowder) and one at you and 3(Tohru) then says "What's going down here?" Then 7(Stewie) runs in on fire spinning around the church setting it on fire. While 8(Lelouch) is sitting on a bench reading a book Who doesn't notice the fire, who gets injured, who dies, and who escapes?


1 (Kyo) and 3 (Tohru) escape through a window, and get married in Vegas. 6 (Kyouya) shoots 2 (Chowder) for eating the daisies and being purple. 5 (Kallen) and 8 (Lelouch) start making out, and die. And 4 (Tamaki) doesn't notice the fire, as he is dancing and cosplaying and 7 (Stewie) runs away, screaming "I'LL KILL YOU ALLLLLLL"